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RSVPs are like little gifts

I’m hoping to have some friends over in a few weeks. I emailed them to 1) save the date, and 2) properly set expectations.

From: Maile Ohye
Date: Mon, Jul 19, 2010 at 9:50 PM
Subject: Save the date: Saturday, August 7th!

 

Mi casa. No one leaves sober.

Several sweet, feeling-type people replied:

  • “Looking forward to it!”
  • “Can’t wait!”
  • “It’s calendar’d!”

 

These people really are cuddly in-person — it’s cute how that correlates.

 

And there were fun RSVPs:

  • “Hell yeah! It’s been too long since I last stumbled home drunk from your place.”

 

Agreed. My bad.

  • “Are we allowed to hit on coworkers?”

 

I like where you’re going with this, and at my place, “inappropriate” DNE.

 

I think this response from my neighbor, though, wins the prize:

  • “FYI. She is a lot of fun but I feel like I am too old for this kind of party. We will see how we feel.”

New dork

If the San Jose Mercury News reviews the topic of your presentation as “nerdy stuff” with your photo depicting a “geek sport“… you might be a dork.

 

maile ohye in san jose mercury news

It was humbling to say the least. Kind of makes me wish I had more of an “Entrepreneur State of Mind.”

 


Sex addiction treatment

The Sporting News reports that Tiger Woods is leaving a rehab center after being treated for sex addiction. Addiction of any type is no laughing matter, but this second comment from the article is still is pretty funny:

tiger woods sex addiction comments